I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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