And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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