you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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