It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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