I puked a lego.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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