is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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