If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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