Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I enjoy the company of your penis
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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