just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
too bad you live with your parents still
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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