I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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