hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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