note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I am available for nakedness
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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