there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
That reminds me...we need to get swords
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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