it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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