That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I cockslap morals
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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