? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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