well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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