i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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