I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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