So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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