Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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