I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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