Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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