how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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