i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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