I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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