I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
BRING THE BAGELS
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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