i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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