its not stalking. its research.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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