there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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