can we get nightvision for the apartment?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Congratulations! We have a period
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