i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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