she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I will be naked everywhere
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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