I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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