I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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