just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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