Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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