We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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