I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Randomize
