he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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