Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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