i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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