That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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