You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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