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I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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