Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Randomize