Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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