i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Send help, water and tortillas.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
