He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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