He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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