I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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