We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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