Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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