Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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