he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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