i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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