i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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