I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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