All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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